Boob-Ha-Ha

I’m not just hosting this shindig, I’m offering a few things for sale, too. I really don’t have any glowing compliments to pay myself, so I’m just going to show you the goods and take a shower.

Fruit and Herbs Jelly Set

Let’s see if I can remember what these are without getting off my lazy butt:
8 oz. jar peach jam
8 oz. jar pomegranate jelly
8 oz. jar whole berry cranberry jelly
8 oz. jar lavender jelly
4 oz. jar basil jelly
All homemade, all yummy. Are you wondering what the hell to do with basil and lavender jelly? Use the lavender the same as you would any fruit jelly. It makes awesome PB&J sandwiches. The basil jelly makes a great glaze for chicken or pork. It’s yummy on garlic bread. My favorite way to use it is to spread a layer of it on a big ol’ muffuletta, which sounds dirty but isn’t. Unless you want it to be. Bidding for the whole jelly set begins at $15 $41.

You Like Them Apples?

If you like Jonathan apples, you’ll sure as hell like them apples. This set has:
8 oz. jar spice apple cider jelly
8 oz. jar Jonathan applesauce, sauced by my veryown hands and dear God, that’s some hard work
Two 12-oz. jars Jonathan apple pie filling. You like? You open bidding at $15 $31.